So I was at work....which should come as no surprise because that is where I am all of the time now. I was out in the lobby mopping the floors. And I'm not talking about a quick mop or a spot mop no I was scrubbing the floor with boss lady looking over my shoulder. I was sore and sweating and in walks this girl who had clearly just gone to the moon. (This is an expression used when using drugs higher then pot.) she walked in clearly on a mission to put soda she didn't pay for I to the cup she brought. But what she didn't know was that the lady that looked like she was a customer waiting for her food was really boss lady.
Boss lady sees her too and follows her to the fountain and the conversation went somthing like this...
"Are you going to pay for that?"
"No"
"You can just come in here and take pop. That's stealing."
"I don't care"
And then the girl turns and walks out the door. Boss lady follows her out with another manager.
This manager yells at her walking across the parking lot.
"I want my soda back"
The girl takes this as a challenge and throws it at her. My manager didn't even blink and said...
"I want the other one too"
The girl takes off running.
And they call the cops.
The end.
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