After my pick up foot and insert into mouth moment the other day regarding his lack of girl friends, I figured ignoring him was my best option because he obviously wasn't getting the hint and I was just going to get in trouble.
Well in the pharmacy today we got to talking about ages and MC says he is 31 and I was like hey my "baby daddy" is 30. (Btw I hate calling him that!) Anyways he was like hey boss guy is your age. And that was it the perfect opportunity for a pick up my foot and insert into mouth moment. I stood there like a deer in the headlights and felt the red creeping up my neck and I saw the moment the lights went off in his head. And he was like ohhhhhhh haha I didn't know that.
Of course then the snowball effect came into play and weirdbeard was like who we talking about. And now I give it 24 hours max before it gets to EVERONE IN THE STORE!!! Lucky me. Get into trouble for a guy who doesn't even like me. This is the story of my life.
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