1. I want them to be taller then me. I'm 5'9" so there goes 50% of the population.
2. I want them to play guitar and be able to sing. There goes another 10% of what's left.
3. I want them to be hot. But I'm not. So they would have to be able to look past appearance. Yea that's a double standard!
4. I would like them to have a job. But I'm jobless at the moment. So there goes another double standard!
5. I expect them to remember my birthday and such...well there went another 5% of what's left.
6. I want them to be Prince Charming romantic. With picnics and horse rides. And the chances of meeting someone like that puts my percentages down yet another 5%.
7. I want someone who wants at least three kids. Someone who is really good with kids too.
8. I want someone who will let me talk to them and won't judge me. -5%
9. I want a cow boy! With all the fixin's: the accent, the wardrobe, the hobbies, the personality, and the beliefs! -19%
10. I want to to be able to watch chick flicks an maybe cry at a few too!
So basically I have a 1% chance of finding some as tall as Micheal Jordan, play and sing like Scotty Mccrery, look like Channing tatum, a doctor, with the memory of a historian, Prince Charming, the male version of Snow White, understanding, crys at movies like my dad and wears clothes like Jason Aldean.
Yep it's impossible.
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