Scene 6: PIck up lines.

So I joined some dating sites. Deciding that since I have NO friends and no outlet to find said friends this was a good place to start. But as I start looking through the other profiles I start realizing why some of these people are single...

Like how about a guy with the screen name Meow....or ivansito10....or monzer...or Parties&Friends...or Iggy...or Gansta...Or I really like this one Gregssexy...This one is just great too The Saint/Mr. Advice (His about me says single...of course you are thats why you are on here)

Also people who put stuff like this is their about me sections: "mover and shaker by nature"

But my favorite is all the pick up lines have sent me.

"I lost my phone number can I borrow yours?"

"I'm writing an article on the finer things in life. Can I interview you??"

"If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together."

"Do you have a bandage? I scraped me knee when I fell for you."
 

Or how about these profile pictures...

 

And I'm pretty sure this says she is a he...

 Maybe this isn't the best idea...